The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured,regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary andcentral component of the heart.This is due to a malfunction in the originalprototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction ofthe same defect in all subsequent units.
This defect has been technically termed "Subsequential InternalNon-Morality, " or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarilyexpressed. Some other symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect,is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge tocorrect this S.I.N defect.
The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear theentire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is noadditional fee required. The number to call for repair in all areas is:P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please upload your burden of S.I.N through the REPENTANCE procedure.
Next,download ATONEMENT from the RepairTechnician, Jesus, into the heart component.
No matter how big or small the S.I.N defect is, Jesus will replace itwith:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers'Instruction Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of thesefixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit withoutcorrection voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangersand problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit beingpermanently impounded.
For free emergency service, call on Jesus. DANGER: The human beingunits not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in thefurnace. The S.I.N defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as toprevent contamination of that facility.
Thank you for your attention!
GOD
Please assist where possible by notifying others of this importantrecall notice, and you may contact the Creator anytime by "kneemail".
(Source: Paula O'Keefe).
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